Something Funny: "Things I've learned Living in the South..."

  • A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
  • There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
  • There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
  • If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
  • 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words.
  • It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
  • Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?
  • People actually grow, eat and like okra.
  • 'Fixinto' is one word. It means I'm going to do that.
  • There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
  • Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.
  • 'Backwards and forwards' means I know everything about you.
  • The word 'Jeet' is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'
  • You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
  • You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
  • Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.
  • All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
  • You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
  • You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
  • The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.
  • Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss (first name) or Mr. (first name)
  • You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
  • You know what a hissy fit is..
  • Fried catfish is the other none meat.
  • We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!

Courtesy of Jo Blaylock

Comments

Anonymous said…
Love it! And sooo true! Kathy
Anonymous said…
I was raised in the South and on a cruise one time when served
Beef Wellington I asked for ketchup and the waiter said "lady want tomato sauce?" and I said "NO, lady wants Heinz Ketchup!" The rest of the cruise Heinz Ketchup was served on our table much to the amusement of our table mates...
Anonymous said…
And you missed a few- there is another Okra - Okrahoma. You know, the state next to Arkanslaw.

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